Love: Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her...

By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By CrazedGunMan - 02/09/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama

Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By gordy1220 - 13/02/2010 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st birthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turned out she decided to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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gravybaybee 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 8:36

"New Zealand Airport"? She probably dumped you because you didn't know the country she was in was big enough to have more than one airport

australianpink11 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 17:35

awww that's terrible

Zeldachaan 3

Friday 3 December 2010 16:32

I think they mean.. to stay in New Zealand and have fun that's WORTH his $1,500, not to just go home..

Holly2014 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:20

omg that has to suck...I am also from michgan and have made the trip n it's quite long...keep ur head high it'll be ok

proud_kiwi 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:10

Wow that sucks.. you're lucky to be in such a great country for that though :P BTW NZ has got several international airports, not just the one...

lionlvr 9

Monday 20 June 2011 3:24

I'm so sorry!! you will find a better girl than that jerk. :)

xx255q 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:36

Hey I live in Michigan to!

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 19 August 2011 8:14

Find a new girlfriend (;

NateOBreezy 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:55

me too :)

desibeargoesrawr 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:58

Aww:(

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