Money: Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm...

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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You deserved it 7 103

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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You deserved it 7 911

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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You deserved it 35 925

By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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You deserved it 1 200

By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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You deserved it 1 926

By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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You deserved it 5 719

By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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You deserved it 6 188

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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You deserved it 5 938

Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 566

niesenator 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?

Randoodle 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!

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cookie_monster2 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:05

snick you just made fun of a guy earlier for saying "ain't" and now you said it. you are such a hipocryte and I DONT CARE if I spelled that wrong.

xTBearx 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:05

Oh my god, quit ******* bashing people over a website! Keep your damn opinions to yourself, if you don't like someone, ignore them! And you don't even bash right! You don't use texting language! This isn't your best friend or facebook, don't comment on peoples pictures either, I don't even know why they allow pics, but don't comment on people other then the OP. -Ends Rant.-

paper_tigers 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:07

ok so when I read this FML it seemed that perhaps all 400 was their money and they just recovered 100 of it... and the only way I could think that the money could have fallen out was that it had been placed loose the pocket and they were probably hand ******* it to see if it were still there... but if that were the case why would they check their wallet...

DGross 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:10

@54... at least she put one up... If you're going to make fun of her make fun of the grammar nazi side (which is legit annoying at times), not the fact that you think she looks like shit. Just saying...the fact that every comment you leave is about you hating on snickerdoodles...

jjhtown 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:20

snick the op was applying that it fell out thats why the op picked it up nothing to do with karma

brucesgirl 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:21

I would have kicked his ass money is hard to come by I don't carry that much cash on me

bozodaone 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:24

hoydenrulez are you the official FML comment rater? How much do you get paid for that?

TrollGrammarNazi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:34

I hate how people dedicate their whole lifes to grammar Nazis and trolling ... *gasp* but seriously snickerdoodles I wanna be the caramel in your snickers

angiiebaby 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:43

how did it fall out of your wallet? lol that sucks though!!

Kockdiesel 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:45

how is picking up a $100 bill, then turning to fing someone picking up the $300 he lost karma? it's irony not karma. snickerdoodles you're an idiot. karma would be having you hands ran over by a truck so your dumbass couldn't make anymore smartass comments.