Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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heatherjay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:09

what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?

mich23 10

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:08

This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!

Comments

Roto13 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:18

So, what, you just found a dress and assumed its owner wouldn't care if you dyed it green? What's wrong with you?

gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:20

you're an asshole.... like... we know it wasn't on purpose, but it WASNT YOURS so why the **** were you even touching it?

mf_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:20

are you serious. ask first, no matter if it looks brand-new or old.

jdrives 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:21

define "lying around"...? unless it was in the "goodwill" pile, why the hell would you mess with it?

pokipoki 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:21

since you've dyed it green, you should wear it anyway. and take picture for us so we can have some laugh. i feel bad for your date tonight though. he'll have to be seen in public with someone wearing a green vintage wedding dress. unless he's a lepechraun, then it's okay.

sasharaigh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:22

Number four was hilarious.

shannononst08 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:24

yeah i was thinkin the same thing...did it not resemble a wedding dress in some way, shape, or form?? lol

mylifesucks_alot 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:24

Didn't anybody ever tell you not to touch what isn't yours? You are obviously inconsiderate, but I feel like scolding you too much would be wrong since you are evidently not very bright.

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:25

Dyeing a dress would be too messy and unsuccessful rather than buying one. Which is easy.

panda_bear511 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:27

I'm sorry... But #1. You may have partially ruined your sister's WEDDING #2. Weren't you taught that if something isn't yours, you ASK before you DYE it strange colors #2.5 Why would you wear a wedding dress (even if it were green) on St. Patty's day #3. I'm sorry, but you're screwed. The dye is probably pretty strong and even bleaching it won't restore the dress quite right I'm sorry you effed up badly... Maybe just check around a bit more next time and don't act so instinctively