Miscellaneous, Shopping, Awkward and Mother in law: They're all yours

They're all yours

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 479

By knews - 18/03/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

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You deserved it 8 209

By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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You deserved it 3 433

By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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You deserved it 1 814

By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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You deserved it 106

Thanks for the memories

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 133

By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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You deserved it 179 852

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By juggalo2 - 19/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife can barely contain her rage at me for throwing out her collection of unique glass bottles, which she was saving for gifting and decoration. I'd feel more guilt if she hadn't been storing them in a box underneath our sink mixed with recyclables. FML

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You deserved it 201

alipalli 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:07

lol she had to pay for them twice, fhl :P

thefuckingmaggot 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

If I had a nickel everytime something like this happen... I'd have 15 cents

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LittleMiss1 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:00

Smoooth 1stlol

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:44

FAIL

domward17 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:02

HAHAHA

melissaa_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

hahahahaha! that kinda of stuff seems to happen alot!

paks7 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

uh pay attention to what you got as gifts? doesn't seem that hard to me

margiemarg24 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

AWWWW hahaha

mich23 10

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

YOU SOOOO DESERVED THAT

thefuckingmaggot 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

If I had a nickel everytime something like this happen... I'd have 15 cents

tko 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

I REALLY love Billy Joel

VoGuE221 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:06

Haha I wonder what she's going to do with them now...

alipalli 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:07

lol she had to pay for them twice, fhl :P

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They're all yours

Same thing different taste

Keep quiet

Nice of you

Gamba streams ruin lives

Thanks for the memories

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