Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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TheAbsentOne 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:59

Idiot. FYL.

zarahboo 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 20:24

am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)

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franceypants 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:24

that's why you double check the day before sneaking out dummy

ROBfmlROB 0

Monday 26 September 2011 2:26

This is a copy of that commericial. Fail. Be more original.

anongrl5846 19

Thursday 22 March 2012 19:09

Me 2

StormFML 7

Friday 19 April 2013 4:30

Maybe next time you should being keys or go in through the back smart one. YDI

Circles 18

Friday 16 January 2015 17:57

"You know what's a good idea, posting about this while I wait for my parents to realise I'm out here and give me a beating" -OP

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

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Today, Walmart was out of quart milk jugs except for one. When I went to grab it, I had to practically climb into the fridge. My boobs got stuck on the shelf on the way out, and it took a solid two minutes to wiggle my way free. I had an audience. FML

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Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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