By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
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DocBastard 38

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Rainhawk94 27

How do type such a long comment and still be #1

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chocolatelvr 5

Sometimes it feels like 90% of my friends are using that program

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SherlockWHolmes 12

Are you positive that it is a program and not.. perhaps... a new wave of scene kids?

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BlackPanther19 11

At least it wasn't the person you like, and hopefully it was a joke

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stlstretch2 11

Not going to lie, I wouldn't be mad at that friend. That's pretty awesome that he made a program to do that.

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Jaxx66 21

27- why be angry? It'd be crazily amusing! Especially when you figure it out and can have some fun conversations with it. That's what I did with an app I downloaded. It was a bot you could train or download One others have trained. They are fun little conversationalists when you're bored.

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griggypop 4

I bet they're more coherent and appropriate to the conversation than many text responses I get from friends

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arturo_s 10

Well when you think about it they took the time out of their day to make this program when most would just stop responding.

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eternal_malaise 10

LOL, L33T! OP, either your friend is an impressive programmer or you are a boring conversationalist.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Your friend is either a really good programmer, or can barely pass a Turing test.

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hobojo69 23

That's really rude! Sorry op maybe you should get some new friends...

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perdix 29

That sucks Aw, I'm sorry I hope you mean ex-girlfriend YOLO Aw, I'll be your friend You deserve better Sounds like a shitty situation. He needs to accept you no matter how fat you are. Sounds like a shitty sit..shitty sit...shitty sit...shitty sit...*scratch* I guess I need to work out a few bugs.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ah yes. Time for the FML CommentTron 1.5

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perdix 29

#44, with the rampant abuse of the above-mentioned lines, I'm not sure that the FMLCommentTron will be the first robot here.

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worldclassrager 39

I would figure when something random came you would realize it wasn't from him/her..,

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