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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 13:25 - Netherlands

Today I found out my husband was fired because he hasn't shown up for work in a while. I had no idea because he left the house like he always does. Now we can't afford our house without his income. Fml.

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JasonThorn 20

Monday 16 October 2017 20:28

The big question was where the heck did he GO when he wasn't going to work?

GhostFox 33

Thursday 19 October 2017 3:45

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that's usually an indication of some sort of addiction - drug, alcohol, and gambling being the most common- or of an affair.

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JasonThorn 20

Monday 16 October 2017 20:28

The big question was where the heck did he GO when he wasn't going to work?

GhostFox 33

Thursday 19 October 2017 3:45

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that's usually an indication of some sort of addiction - drug, alcohol, and gambling being the most common- or of an affair.

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