Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my sister-in-law is getting married. She is... - FML

By alaskaintexas - 19/07/2012 07:29 - United States - Bulverde

Today, I found out my sister-in-law is getting married. She is one of my best friends, and was my maid of honor when I got married. She's asked me to serve punch at hers. FML

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alaskaintexas 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:27

Her maid of honor is already married, and she's not getting married for the second time. I just married her brother. And btw, I'm planning her wedding with her mother, not her.

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txgirl2013 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:01

You should serve punch all right....a punch right in the face...but no, that sucks :(

EagleDown77 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:02

Never heard of a "maid of punch"

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Szaszaspasz 26

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:14

Serve the punch, enjoy the evening. You don't have to do all the extra work that goes with being the maid of honour. There might be a sister or a closer family member (a sister of hers?) that got the job.

04282012 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:28

If she was your sister in law she'd already be married. To your brother. Do you mean step sister?

kittykins 1

Friday 21 September 2012 7:26

It could be her husbands sister, the sil doesnt have to be married to the ops brother

DestinyNiya 33

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:57

Your sister-in-law is getting married? I think its safe to assume that its her 2nd wedding to someone else.. she probably wants to cut out contact with you all. :/

laurellkawes 31

Wednesday 13 January 2016 4:37

Stop being childish. Just because she's one of your best friends doesn't mean you're her best friend. She probably has friends that she's closer to and has known longer

kittykat1501 31

Monday 18 January 2016 20:47

how is she your sister in law? isn't that when they're related through marrage?

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