By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 390
You deserved it 44

Top comments

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

Comments

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

sourgirl101 28

Straight up with a twist! **Sex, not the drink!

We can safely exclude most of those, since the dad is likely hetero >.<

So what if the dad is straight.. I like rum and coke with pussy for dessert..

RedPillSucks 31

Like the James Bond lady "Pussy Galore"

Fuhohoho!~ It could be much worse, darling!~

Oh, I got it - Rob Roy! Roy Rogers! Or... Arnold Palmer?

bairenae 0

Bailey!!!! (: (that's my name) haha

Hey my name is Bailey too, and yes I was named after the drink! lol!

I don't know which one of u is Bailey but in the white tank top, coulda sworn I saw her on Dogg the Bounty Hunter haha

sourgirl101 28

Ohhhh your name is so yummy!!! Yoohoo maybe it's Sam (short for Sambuca)

I am the girl in the White tank top, and no I've never been on dog the bounty hunter. I wish though Leland is hot!

that's what I should name my kid after when I have them. Come here Black tooth grin! Quit punching fuzzy navel!

bahaha this made me laugh so hard! Thank you. That's just what I needed... (:

WoRmWooD_fml 0

you're the only person I've ever known to kno what a black tooth grin is.

sourgirl101 28

B-52 is my favorite layered drink. Damn all this talk about drinking. I'm going to party later on tonight and try some new mixers. Bartending is the best job in the world!!!

Thanks pendatik, I learn something new everyday!!

Yes it is, it a mix of tequila rose and butterscotch

well, u couldve been named after his favorite strip club...

I think your name is Cocaine, named after the drug your mom used while she was pregnant with you.