By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 19:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
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jwrin373 7

Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A ******* SANDWICH "

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CanadiAnM8 24

You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.

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Jaaared_ 15

3, I didn't know what to say actually.

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CaiDog 20

I think you still don't know what to say.

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subiedude08 17

Waste of a 1st comment

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wallandpiece 16

I wonder if you know what a feminist is..

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CanadiAnM8 24

You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.

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ThePK 5

What I'm confused about is that OP is a girl... Voicing an opinion to someone who would possibly have that same struggle. Sense totally made.

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AKGirlinSD 20

OP's roommate is a bit angry. Sorry you have to deal with her, OP! It is a huge pet peeve of mine that when women think nearly every comment, from a man or woman, is sexist. OP, I wish you the best at finding a better living arrangement.

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jwrin373 7

Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A ******* SANDWICH "

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Didn't know OP got a sex change...

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martin8337 35

OP, you might wanna move out or find a new roommate.

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Icemist 6

that bites. time to start looking for a new living arrangement.

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annie_nk 22

Stop apologizing! There is no valid reason why you should! Your roommate is the **** and needs to get the **** over it. It's just a word!

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golden_warrior 23

Damn straight, I would just provoke the bitch by using the word every other sentence.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yeah that's pretty damn stupid. Hold your ground, OP. Either start intentionally pissing her off so she moves, or ignore her. I don't understand how you're being a "sexist ****" when you are also a woman. Are you telling yourself to make a sandwich? If so, make sure it's smoked turkey, can't go wrong with a smoked turkey sandwich!

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starile 19

Or the "Ultimate PB&J" with peanut butter and jelly, marshmallows, rolled in crushed Frosted Flakes cereal. 5 year old's dream!

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jenn1808 16

@51, women can totally be sexist, it's called internalize misogyny. Feminism is about letting women make their own choices, so a person of any gender that tries to tell you how women "should" behave is being sexist. But OP doesn't sound like a sexist - she's allowed today "I'm hungry, I'm going to make a sandwich."

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negb 30

53 - Damn, that would sound good to a younger version of me but now...ugh.

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Melix 31

She's one of the reasons why everyone hates feminists ;__;

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GraceMarieC 13

Which sucks cause most feminists aren't even close to being like this. Damn radicals! ;(

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miaoucore 13

not all feminists are like this. theyre just ones that make the others look bad

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threer 30

Being feminist is different from being a psycho radical feminist. ;) Wanting equality isn't bad, is it?

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wallandpiece 16

The roommate isn't a feminist, she's just an idiot.

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ball_crusher 4

uh no. that would be patriarchy. tell me more about how false allegations of rape (literally less than 2 percent of all cases) are the reason people don't believe rape victims. lazy asses.

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Cazz91 21

Tell your roommate to put on her big girl panties and get the **** over her ridiculous attitude. Just because you suggest someone to make a sandwich to eat does not automatically make that person sexist. You're only sexist if you meant it in a sexist way.

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