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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Bloodline's Dead-End - 25/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my grandmother and I got mugged. As I stood there paralyzed with fear, she grabbed the mugger from behind as he escaped, and gave him a suplex, knocking him out. Then, as if nothing happened, she dusted herself, picked up our things, held my hand, and said, "Come on baby, let's get you a clean pair of shorts." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:44

Well how much therapy are you going to need? I know a guy his office is a van but hey he's half the price

am1717 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 7:05

I have a great idea for a haunted house now

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:44

Well how much therapy are you going to need? I know a guy his office is a van but hey he's half the price

walid820014 20

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:57

We meet again lol

iamahappypenguin 14

Sunday 14 February 2016 10:13

Can I get his number?

tomvertigo 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:20

Is he the guy down by the river? Bastard destroyed my coffee table years ago.

NotGabe 28

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:45

Behold. The beauty of aging.

Mahcookiez 15

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:45

What was seen cannot be unseen

trucker2 33

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:47

Grams a nudist- she's letting her wrinkles Breath..

thatonechicksaid 12

Wednesday 17 February 2016 20:03

they gotta breathe sometime

allforfun 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:49

Welcome to wrinkle city... Population- you.

MichaelDeSanta 20

Sunday 14 February 2016 7:49

Population-grandma

jayennachristine 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:49

probably earned you a few of gramma's grey hairs..

trulypar 34

Sunday 14 February 2016 11:04

Let's hope their from her head.

trulypar 34

Sunday 14 February 2016 11:12

Oops they're...lol, too late to be reading FMLs for me.

walid820014 20

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:55

Maybe you need to be prepared for anything. Man up.

nickie_94 18

Sunday 14 February 2016 6:56

She must really have something against towels. But did then again, did she know you were around?

Blueocean7 19

Sunday 14 February 2016 7:00

Bleach eye time!

whysobeachy 37

Sunday 14 February 2016 8:20

You mean "eye bleach"?

am1717 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 7:05

I have a great idea for a haunted house now

Ichiya 29

Sunday 14 February 2016 11:02

No, wherever that thought is going stop it now. Kill it before you cause mental scarring for everyone.

am1717 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:57

But that's what makes for a great haunted house ;)

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