By groomsman - 24/08/2010 12:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
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nullfactor 0

This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!

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He learned the sharing lesson too well.

gomerturd 1

keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!

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yoursistersmom 0

He obviously is into sloppy seconds. Poor, poor child.

yoursistersmom 0

He obviously is into sloppy seconds. Poor, poor child.

Well someone has an attraction to your ex-girlfriends

UniqueAnt21 3

You must have some really hot ex-girlfriends. You sound jealous. One mans trash is another mans treasure :). Looks like he found it.

Who's dumb enough to say "who cares"? how about some f'ing respect from your brother. That's really offside, and suspicious. Who's to say what happened while they were still the OP's gf? Trust damaged if not broken.

sugarbear0727 19

He's taking the sibling worship thing too far. Creeper.

Your brother must really enjoy scooping up your leftovers.