By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
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mich_fml 7

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

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Grisha_fml 18

and what do you have her number saved as? ?? LMAO

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Grisha_fml 18

I'm sure you are well CUMpensated ;) ;)

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user53658 15

Run, dude, run! Let me give you some advice from man to man; women and relationships are not worth the trouble at all. Do yourself a favour and check out 'mgtow'.

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Dirtbiker989 6

Either add "ex" to that name, or start asking if she has had money. Either way you're getting rid of the problem

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tell her you became a driver with Uber or Lyft, and that if she wants a ride, she must pay you through the app.

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