By Damn - 12/01/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today I found out that my 21-year-old son has been using my face razor on his balls and butthole since he was 13. The best part is that he doesn't actually clean it when he's done; he just wipes the hair off. FML
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xemnas1997 5

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet or bathtub and record it, then when he gets a new one show him the video

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Glowworm56 26

Were these the disposable kinds or was it an electric razor?

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xemnas1997 5

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet or bathtub and record it, then when he gets a new one show him the video

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RichardPencil 30

Pretreat your razor with concentrated capsaicin. That’ll teach that asshole a lesson!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Why would a 13yr old need to shave down there?

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Yudith 24

Some 13-year olds are very hairy. Maybe he wanted his dick to look bigger.

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giovamike0927 16

bro when i started going thru puberty i was so ****** hairy i had to trim my armpit hair because it was thicker than the hair on my head but its been 10 years and my body calmed itself down

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Burle 17

If it isn't a problem until you know about it is it really a problem?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Yes because the OP essentially got lucky that he didn't get some kind of skin infection or infection from nicking himself with the razor. It's a hygiene nightmare. Plus, unless you are for some reason into that kind of thing, wouldn't it disturb you a little to find out that you have, by proxy, been rubbing your sons genitals and butt hole on your face?

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kusje 30

How are you supposed to clean them?

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kkaseeno 11

YDI. You should have got him his own razor genius. But look on the bright side... it wasnt your daughter doing it. Otherwise your aftershave woulda been salmon scented all these years. O.o

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James Thompson 8

I always hear the fish smell joke, but I’ve never once encountered a woman with a fishy smelling crotch. Musky, yes. And such an amazing, erotic musk it is. But if you’re a woman with a crotch that smells like fish, you need to go see your obgyn bc something is really wrong.

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