Health: Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods...

By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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You deserved it 5 312

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By Ka… - 25/05/2024 07:00 - United States - Glide

Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML

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You deserved it 186

PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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You deserved it 5 103

By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 18:20 - United States - Burlington

Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

By theflow - 15/08/2012 17:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

Meowingtons500 18

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:00

Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.

Petunia888 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:00

Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!

Comments

raraisbang 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:12

Look at the bright side. At least you don't have another daughter, or your whole month/year/life could've been ****** :)

marieculbertson 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:13

they are probably only cranky because they have to live with a jerk like you who automatically assumes every woman is cranky on her period. Also you should probably be thankful your daughters are getting their periods and not knocked up

ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:23

You're an idiot. OP never assumed anything. HE KNOWS his wife and daughters are bitchy on their periods because he lives with them. The only one making assumptions is you.

Awsumuzzie 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:37

34, some people get their periods while pregnant :O

924halle 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:37

Um. No. You can get spotting at the most, but you don't get your period.

sportcrazychick4 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:20

Hahaha if you had to live with me on my period you would kill me... I'm a bitch.. :)

noisebox 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:21

PMS x 3=sucks to be you.... ( oh wait PMS bitcheyness doesn't exist...what?

Hon3y_schnucums 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:21

Take your wife out for a week vacation it will mess them all up.

MrFuzzles 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:23

Someone get this man a beer asap!

Drizzelhell 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:30

Let the red Nile flow.

YesyDidWhat 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:31

Hasn't this FML been featured before already?

auzz1_pride 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:44

Yes it has, didi answered when on 25s comment.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:31

I've always felt girls use having their periods as an excuse to be a bitch. I've never once felt the need to chop someone's head off while on my period.