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By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 01:13 - United States - Attleboro

Today, I found out that the “nice guy” I had a fling with a few months back, who broke up with me for medical reasons, actually had a side boo he was continuously seeing/talking to, while trying to pursue me. He hasn’t come clean either; he just acted like his sickness was ruining his life. FML

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