By Mandi - 28/08/2012 00:09 - United States - Cary

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
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ilovefall10 21

I don't say this often, but... bitches be crazy.

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Lizza330 28

Well someone needs some marriage counsiling.

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sensoon15 7

I wonder what her reaction would be if she ever picked up the phone and you were calling your boss to ask him a question.

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ohSNAPyall 26

"You'll get your new inventory when you get it! DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN!"

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zandalee 19

You need to ring this woman and tell her to stop being ridiculous! This woman's insecurities are holding up your career. Explain that you have no intention of ever having any kind of relationship with her man and tell her to move on. He has obviously had an affair in the past, or why would she be so paranoid...

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Tamz13 2

Sometimes you just can't fix crazy. And confronting them makes it WAY worse. My best friend is a dude, he often introduces me as his sister, & his ex wife was convinced he was cheating on her with me. Even though we only hung out together with her, and I was only ever alone at their house to babysit their kids so they could have alone time. But the psycho chick could not be persuaded nothing was going on (btw friends with him for 20 yrs, we do act just like brother & sister)

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

hmmm... it seems his wife is alittle too involved in his work life. Either way, theres nothing you can really do. Talking to her certainly won't help.. theres no reassuring paranoid people like that (which brings me to wonder if he has cheated on her with an employee in the past. However, none of your concern). FYL. :(

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SmittyJA24 26

No, the DM talks shop to his wife too much. He needs to leave work issues at work; & not discuss his employees with family members.

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BoratSagdiyev 2

Clearly there's only one thing to do here. Have an affair with your boss.

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JessieLoren 5

sad sad SAD women... that really sucks!

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ramseyrutherford 2

Make her think your a lesbian, then there couldn't be an affair with her husband. Then you can get promoted.

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Tamz13 2

Easy to do too. Just get a really close friend to play stand in, & have the boss man invite both over for a "business dinner" sounds like boss is basically a pretty decent dude since he's being honest n not making up bs excuses. She gets promotion & poor boss gets less grief

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HeartOfLead 24

Oh oh, I know, she could have an affair with his wife. That outta do the trick.

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carminecris89 13

This is terrible. You should report this to someone over your district managers head. There also might be some type of open door policy or someone who mediates these types of things at your job.

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