Help!

By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML
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DocBastard 38

How does that old saying go? Oh yeah - Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass. I may be paraphrasing.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

1- Don't worry, the video will find it's way to YouTube.

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ebonyirony 29

Seriously if anyone finds it I wanna see it.

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Inheritance 10

Should be called a treant..

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lovertolover 4

And just how, pray tell did he ask for it?

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ebonyirony 29

2- yeah sure. "please tape this I want to look like a fool and tell FML about it, honey."

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amandajlucas2015 2

He asked for it because he was dumb to climb the tree.. That's what a ladder is for.. We aren't monkeys

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b00ms 1

I agree. Hahahaha. Make sure you know how to climb down

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P374RD3D 9

Why get a ladder when you can just climb the ******* tree?

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JustDerpin 11

Why get in the tree at all?

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porkpiehat 8

Only 36 TDs? That's all you got? I thought the simple minded could do better than that.

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LappDance 16

Just laugh it off, it really isn't that big of a deal.

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cat0720 9

I HATE THAT STUPID JOKE! (no offense but it's really getting on my nerves)

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ebonyirony 29

Haha it's ok I hate it too. I actually had to mute my game when the guards would say it. It's like they didn't get the memo.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Atleast the nickname is cool? Sorry OP, it'll blow over soon.. Hopefully.

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Hershey903 5

I would pay for archery lessons, then you could live up to your name :)

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ironwords 8

Oh please, DR. Benjamin Franklin "hawkeye" pierce of the 4077th M*A*S*H beats your stupid movie guy anyday

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DocBastard 38

How does that old saying go? Oh yeah - Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass. I may be paraphrasing.

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ebonyirony 29

6- I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. It's what my daddy says, anyway.

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whosindahouse 9

Whenever I laugh at myself I start crying and then I get beat up.

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JustKittyKat 24

Today, I received a cool nickname. FML Try looking at it lightly, hawkeye.

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desertrose415 8

Better than spasticock, I think

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MolesterStallone 13

Aww we all have our embarrassing moments but we all laugh about them later on!

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iwadasn 32

"Hawkeye" is actually a pretty cool nickname. I'm assuming people aren't telling the story every time they call you that, so it seems like it'll work out in your favor.

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