Miscellaneous: Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini...

By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 321

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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You deserved it 77 162

By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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You deserved it 37 954

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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You deserved it 8 565

No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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You deserved it 513

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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You deserved it 8 410

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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You deserved it 39 515

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 128

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 9 April 2015 23:58

So are you thinking your boyfriend tried it on first?

LunaaBluee 27

Friday 10 April 2015 0:00

That's why I think you should always wash the clothes you buy before putting them on.. Just in case

Comments

Teyros 24

Friday 10 April 2015 0:03

*drops present back in the box* that's nasty. Who got you the present your mom?

ShatteredPulse 15

Friday 10 April 2015 4:51

Good one... I guess?

AirBusDriver 23

Friday 10 April 2015 0:06

Ewww... just ewww. Sorry OP, hope your birthday got better after that.

tranced_ 45

Friday 10 April 2015 0:09

Victoria's secret unveiled!

russfml 31

Friday 10 April 2015 3:52

What's her secret, she's full out European? Lol

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Friday 10 April 2015 5:09

58..ha!

Rkikkas9713 25

Friday 10 April 2015 14:02

Actually the secret is that Victoria is actually Viktor.

Epickitty58 29

Friday 10 April 2015 0:09

Well then...

kayj905 15

Friday 10 April 2015 0:10

In famous words of Cleveland Brown, thats nasty.

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 10 April 2015 0:13

Fml I was eating while reading this!!

Kazze 31

Friday 10 April 2015 0:16

Rule 35 of FML: NEVER eat while actively partaking in the reading of FMLs. You will regret it.

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 10 April 2015 0:25

Ain't no body got time to read the rules

FaguIous 22

Friday 10 April 2015 0:15

gracehi 31

Friday 10 April 2015 0:15

Hey, don't make such a fuss or everyone will want one.

BigC_from_Bama 16

Friday 10 April 2015 0:17

That's a hairy situation someone has put you in.

PePziNL 20

Friday 10 April 2015 1:58

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahno.

BigC_from_Bama 16

Friday 10 April 2015 2:28

Talk about a grinch :/

karcummings 19

Friday 10 April 2015 0:21

so much for hygienic

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML

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Today, I keep getting ghosted on every platform. People seem interested until they see my face, and vanish. What gives? I'm plain but not unattractive, nor heavy or blemished. Just average. Boring average. FML

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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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Today, I live an hour away from work, and asked my boss if I could work remotely as roads are closed due to a bad storm. He said no, I have to come in or lose a day's pay. I found out he is letting my coworkers work remotely and be paid. I've been with the company for 8+ years; my coworkers have been there ~2.5 years. FML

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Today, my best female friend got dumped. Seeing how I was alone when I got dumped, I didn't want her to feel the same, so I was nice to her and tried to help her as much as I could. I've now been getting constant messages from our mutual friends, telling me to stop hitting on her. FML

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