By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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sleeper88 0

whats so bad about that ? POST IT GO VIRAL !!! tomorrow you'll be as popular as the really really fat chick in the save the whales picture cleverly disguising her butthole as a blow hole

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hanoha 0

no problem. delete the picture wash ur hair take another. not an fml. I've been crapped on before and so has anyone else but u don't see me or tons of others posting fmls about it

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myhairynutsack 0

Alright. I call fake. If the bird reacted that way because of the flash, then how would that be on the picture? The bird would have between the start of the flash and the snapping of the picture to do all that, basically 0.00000001 milliseconds.

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AlmostFamous1869 0

OMG did u seriously think ANY part of that idea was good??? first off... birds dont go on your head! your lucky u don't have divets in ur scalp! secondly... a flash? really? like that wouldnt frighten ANY animal??

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the_summer_set 0

LOLOOL thats awesome! wat kinda bird was it? shuldve used ur phone for the pic

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aback 4

Excellent illustration--simple, yet sums it all up. Probably a good capture on the facial expression, too. D8

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rampatmonkey 7

thing is, @aback, the username is Keaton. That seems to be a boys name to me (granted, that's no guarentee) but the illustration is definitely of a girl. illustration fail!

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aback 4

I don't know. People name their kids all sorts of dumbassed things anymore. And even if the OP is a guy, the illustrator is using their artistic license. =)

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Her nails are pointy. I guess eventually she plans to hunt the bird for food.

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saint_jimmy 0

I love the bird's facial expression. Great job, artist!

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