Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently,...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Punishing kids for blatant honesty. Gotta love society.

Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Kids say the darnedest things.

Comments

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 11 January 2010 4:10

Seriously? If I had a kid, I'd be proud if he knew what swear words meant at 5.

lerosa 0

Monday 11 January 2010 10:15

that's hilarious!!!!!! ahahahahaha

p_q_fml 2

Monday 11 January 2010 12:42

Hahaha total win

toxic10uhc 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:18

you should be ashamed OP. to do that with the kid obviously knowing what your doing... do you know how disturbing that is to hear your parents doing it in the next room and you can do nothing but wish they would stop? **** you.

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:49

Suspended from pre-school that's hardcore, I didn't even managed to do that.

spidergirl41 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:14

WIN

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:28

Suspended for swearing!? In my day, you would just get a time out for that. I know a 13-year old shouldn't say "in my day..." but this calls for it.

confucious 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:34

that is so funny. good going kid.

hellokeroppi 5

Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:22

how old is she?!

crazybabesam988 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:15

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