By HowBoutNo - 08/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got a few splinters at work. In the middle of trying to remove them, my coworkers noticed and decided to "help". Ten minutes later, the splinters are gone and so is the random mole on my palm I've had my whole life. My hand hurts. FML
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Roroma 6

Hey OP here it’s my FML but it won’t let me log into my account so I’m using this old one. My hand was a little infected but it’s all healed now so now worries. The mole’s gone af though...

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Yudith 24

Those coworkers of yours are better than my dermatologist.

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Dave_Davington 33

Oh, come on. They were only trying to give you a hand.

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Dave_Davington 33

Oh, come on. They were only trying to give you a hand.

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Yudith 24

Those coworkers of yours are better than my dermatologist.

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Sounds like an ER or Urgent Care visit. Sorry, OP.

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ghaith 13

Hey man you should check in with your doctor, that could be dangerous.

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Roroma 6

Hey OP here it’s my FML but it won’t let me log into my account so I’m using this old one. My hand was a little infected but it’s all healed now so now worries. The mole’s gone af though...

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KingAdrock 16

Like you'll miss the mole? Sounds like not too much of an FML after all...

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Chelsea Louise 10

1 question, were you and your co-workers by chance high on speed that removing splinters turned into mole removal

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Roroma 6

I mean you right, but at the time I wrote this FML it was the day after and like I said my hand was infected from the random needle they used lol but nah I don’t miss the mole just found it funny

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Tyler Barker 9

moles are a form of benign cancer, removing one can send cancerous cells Into your bloodstream that will become malignant tumors. the infection isn't what you should be worrying about. get to a doctor.

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anRNsLife 11

“Benign” LITERALLY is the definition of non-cancerous. Moles are not going to cause cancer just because they are moles. People get them removed all of the time. Relax. The OP had an infection which is the concern, and is fine.

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aruden 25

Holy moly that sounds like a handful of issues

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