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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
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loserman67 35

Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"

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sammyf89 13

Just send a note back pointing out the bathroom is the sourse of the smell

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LouisianaBob 9

Or better yet, tape the note on the bathroom door.

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ICATiger 13

**** sake 2 stop feeding the grammar nazis!!

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GoW_Chick 14

* For ****'s sake How's that for feeding the Grammar Nazis? ;)

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burtonbullet 10

47- another feeble attempt to flirt with a woman who isn't aware of your existence. Better luck next time, champ.

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ever_blossom 1

Actually, you can say "****'s sake", Instead of "For ****'s sake".

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Pelreskovich 11

Would you rather that or they do it face to face? If you had decent hygiene in the first place.. Take a damn shower.

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hermitknut 22

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of the fml that they DO have decent hygiene? Their coworker has made a mistake? I mean, they could still not be very hygienic, or they could be absolutely perfectly clean. The fml doesn't confirm either way, but seems to imply that the coworker is mistaken.

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Pelreskovich 11

I feel as though OP is making up an excuse. I doubt OP's coworker is dumb enough to think that OP smelled like urine/feces rather than down right body odor. I'm adamant on the point that OP is smelly.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Umm, there are people that are dumb enough to believe that a person could smell like shit and piss(and there are people who smell like that).

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Pelreskovich 11

It is an office environment according to the post. And um (OP would have been talked to by management if he/she smelled like urine/feces).

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guckylynn 19

If the toilet is broken, it may smell like raw sewage which has a different smell than feces or urine.

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twilightluvr101 4

#4, I usually agree with u but... I thibk your way pff on this one I dout that he is making an excuse I mean what would be the point of posting the gml?

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ak4608 8

I see what you did there

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Torva_fml 16

I'm glad! If you didn't we'd all be concerned...

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regsworld11 2

Maybe you should just take a shower anyways! ;)

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regsworld11 2

Why am I thumbed down? I just wanted OP to be clean even though the smell isn't them.

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markrs 0

Take the shower before wild office rumors spread

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TexasMud 8

It smells like the "rumors" have already spread

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Johnny6speed 0

I blame my stank on other things too OP. Uhhh, the bathroom stinks, yeah that's the ticket.

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chi99y 0

My lip Tats way more badass than yours

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GoW_Chick 14

Are you sure they were just talking about today, or has this been a on going battle, and you were just able to blame the broken bathroom this time...

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DocBastard 38

You're the same guy who blames his farts on the dog, aren't you? Just own up and wash your funk, Stinky.

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