Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend...

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 970

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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You deserved it 9 703

By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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You deserved it 2 971

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

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You deserved it 11 560

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 915

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 17:33 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

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You deserved it 4 300

By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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Tobester 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:01

Smart phone. Same can't be said for the user. YDI

BelaLugosisdead 0

Monday 7 December 2009 12:21

YDI. Plain and simple.

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thechb 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 8:23

reyo you are a no life

dloc1 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:19

dirty sod learn to use a mobile

shut_the_hell_up 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:51

ROFLMAO!!! Dumb Ass!!

zen_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:28

... bahahaha!

Nemo69_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 8:55

If you dont know how to use the phone, dont try that at home...-dumbass-

Guitarfreak555 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 14:11

aha dude that really ******* sucks to be u

The_Brain_fml 3

Monday 14 December 2009 0:22

Crap, your life sucks dude.

ranty_nerd 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:53

YDI for sexting! ID10T!

samson111 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:08

let's hope you don't have very many contacts

littlemissxx 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 4:12

FAKE. Would every single one on his contacts list respond so quickly? Really, EVERY SINGLE ONE? Unless he had like 5 only. and why the hell did this get moderated?