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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:38

Your Dad walks a dog in December in Norway in only his boxers? That's either the toughest son-of-a-bitch I've heard of in a long time, or a raging drunk! Your friend might not want to look out the window in January, since your Mom got your Dad a thong for Christmas!

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:14

What kind of dog was it? Was it a BOXER?

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ClickMyPicture 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:48

Your dad is cool. Walking with boxers in the cold.

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:03

they're still shorts. you ladies basically wear underwear (bikinis) in the summer. why can't we men wear ours in the winter? seems like you're still getting the best part of that compromise.

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:17

You men basically wear underwear (shorts) in the summer. Why can't we women wear ours in the winter? Seems like you're still getting the best part of that compromise. (your post didn't make much sense) The first thing I thought OP: is your dad demented? Otherwise he's just strange.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:51

Oh, poor you OP, my dad used to get the newspaper in his tighty whity when I was growing up. To this day, I'm unable to see my husband in those so he wears boxer/ briefs.(:

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:26

Boxer briefs are the way to go. My boy wears them too.

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:22

Ugh I hate tighty whiteys!! Absolutely hate them! It's either boxer briefs or boxers, but no tighty anythings!! Sourgirl, I'm happy to say my dad never wears tighty whiteys, just boxers or boxer briefs! And I also conform and recruit men to leaving the tighty whitey club. I recruited my uncle and made my aunt throw his tighty's out, once I had heard he wore them. And any boyfriend that wears them, I've only had one, had to conform as well! It's just not a pleasant sight. And poor sourgirl saw her daddy wearing them every morning, you're scarred for life!

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:16

Yep, we need to inform the men!(:

iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:38

Sour, Strong, and Heart. Our boys wear the boxer-briefs. There should be no other way. I once had a boyfriend wear tighties, but they were far from white. In fact they were leopard print. I laughed until I cried the first time I saw them :)