Work: Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:41 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 329

You deserved it 2 002

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By fmjob - 17/08/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 619

You deserved it 3 992

Rolling in it

By Pratik_ra - 01/12/2020 07:58

Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 908

You deserved it 140

Seize the means

By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 00:00

Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 862

You deserved it 171

Downsizing awaits

By Keisha - 10/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a 25-cent raise at work. That would be wonderful, had they not cut 6 hours off my schedule as well. I'm now making $200 less a month than I was pre-raise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 903

You deserved it 104

Promotion, huh?

By megs - 10/12/2016 12:49

Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 266

You deserved it 1 133

By fml - 27/03/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 666

You deserved it 3 358

What?

By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 230

You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 07/08/2018 04:43

Today, my boss asked me to talk to the HR manager to see if I was happy about my pay, which made me think I was going to get a raise. Turns out they paid me nearly twice as much as they should have for the last 2 years and I owe them over €5000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 195

You deserved it 206

Investing in the future

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 23:00 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, after years of being underpaid, I received my first paycheck at my new job. My new employer offers excellent benefits and a 401k. But after I invest in all these wonderful things, and after a $4 an hour pay increase, my net income is less than before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 878

You deserved it 182

By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 330

You deserved it 3 886

CVeNgineer 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:34

Hey, that's still one more cent you didn't have before

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:36

Do you work at a lemonade stand?

Comments

custmwoody9 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:16

Cha-Ching!!!

daking522 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:27

Who are the idiots who said "you deserved it" what complete morons

ADiNozzo 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:04

Unfortunately that $21 extra dollars you just earned is going to go to Uncle Sam, he thanks you.

K3LC 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:16

Look, to be honest, nowadays having a job is the new raise. Be happy you're employed at all.

angel5242 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:17

Haha lmao

purplepenquin 9

Thursday 5 July 2012 4:14

When the pie gets bigger everyone should get a bigger bite. Sounds like someone needs a union....

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 5 July 2012 4:24

record breaking and yet your tight ass of a boss only can afford one cent , maybe you should talk to him about upping it to a whole dollar .

brittlehorn20 21

Thursday 5 July 2012 4:25

It sounds to me like you're a salary employee, remember what it was like at a dead-end minimum wage job. Now stop complaining.

momo1972 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 4:50

Nice to have a piece of that pie huh? Record breaking PROFITS!!! If they gave you more money then their PROFIT would be less and their overhead would be more, and then not so record breaking right?