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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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You deserved it 4 674

By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 764

By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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ambrz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:51

at least u got a rose...?

daydreamstar 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:11

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annahershey 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:37

i am very sorry!

shakaira34 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:38

why is everyone downing everyone? I mean it's funny for a while but then you start thinking wow.. what a real Mc-ass-hole. quit makin fun of people to make yourself feel better when you have a shitty day. in the words of Chris, your white smile!

Sekococo 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:10

so OP did you shove the flower in to his heart and say " same to you babe , love hurts right?" :D cheer up OP not you can start over

Sekococo 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:14

@21 by your comment i see you burn more braincells then when you stare at the screen trying to figure out what someone wrote. :) cheer up kid blood alcohol posion is a beauitful thing for you.When you die in your pool of vomit and you just help make the world a cleaner place. No AAA FOR YOU TROOPER.

peacegirl345 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:10

Awww! That's terrible! I'm sorry you dated such a jack ass who would do that to you!

Marci_pan99 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:46

You are a lot better off with out him. Hes an asshole.

karaokekitty 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:38

Forget the ass and do something amazing for yourself.

Andreabutt 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 22:55

I am sorry he is a faggg

Caramel_Twiixx 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:30

WOW! . . thats really harsh . . i bet you were excited when you seen the rose !

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:43

agreed. Classic FYL, OP.

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