By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
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toddin 7

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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Averizzle 0

The vday card should of been lined with cocaine.

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DogmaT_fml 4

lacing someone's genitals with drugs to get them addicted it, is not funny.

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toddin 7

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

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ladiesman14 0

i bet you bought him all kinds of crack and dope and made him addict ? then when you didnt want to party amymore you dumped him. after he smoked himself retarded you kicked him out YOU BITCH.

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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GalaxyShots 21

Men are so ignorant.

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quietlytearful 0

that's nice. I think you should forgive him. :D even if he is a "druggie"...

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morella_xx 29

I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're ~13 years old. A "druggie" in middle school (the kid who smokes cigarettes and weed on the weekends) is a far cry from a "druggie" in the adult world. If he's making jokes about his drug use he obviously doesn't view it as a problem, which the OP does. So no, disregarding her feelings to further his interests is not "nice." But it is pretty typical of an addict.

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YeahFMLxX 0

damnit shut up you troll.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

YOU'RE a towel!

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moonlight_daze 8

#73, Bullshit! In the adult world, there are idiots who label anyone who smokes pot as “druggies”. The lie of Reefer Madness is still told and believed by gullible adults.

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jamesyy 0

I agree with #5,so what you get your crush then? see lol I dobt she has ever given a gift. that's what you get for expecting to much.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I guess you've never been relentlessly pursued by an ex or someone you don't care for? I was stalked for a couple of years by an abusive ex and it wasn't cute or anything to be grateful for. I can see this being an FML moment. I would've refused delivery.

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ladiesman14 0

boohoo get over it. i bet you tell everyone you meet that annoying sob story just to get attention. just to make it look like someone wants you.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Actually I never told anyone but my husband, the police, and my therapist but I can see how someone like you would assume I'm desperate for attention. Didn't get enough hugs as a kid? Mummy didn't love you? Better a sob story than a lame troll. Because nothing says "I avoid the spotlight" like naming yourself ladiesman, you twat.

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