By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
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I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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patrickalamo 47

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

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kittykath32 22

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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Tarlachia 33

It just proves that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Even the monkeys!

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ajs1987 15

(insert monkey pun here)

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jkp1291 25

Cool. Think how awesome that would be tell people.

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kirbs19 37

Great story to have at a party's...

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naTOtheBILL 12

Everything's out to get you in Australia. But I had some thing similar happen to me ?.

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originaljosh 11

when you submit a comment there is an edit button right under it for a couple of minutes fyi

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apk892 7

Go buy a lottery ticket. It's your lucky day!

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