By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
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Crystal_da_thing 23

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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patrickalamo 47

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

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kittykath32 22

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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Comments

i_needa_username 17

I bet that was more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!

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a1l2l2i3son 13

Australia is a continent, not a country. So it's very likely there are monkeys around their country, just not primarily in it.

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KeannaLove 32

So Australia's not a country, yet they have monkeys running around said country? Makes perfect sense.

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snailtracks 13

Australia is a continent AND a country...monkeys would have to swim a long way to get here from other countries..

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Kallian_fml 21

Australia is a country, part of the continent of Oceania, which also includes New Zealand and some other islands. People calling Australia a continent is just an unfortunately common mistake.

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fancy_98 19

#77 I, an actual Australian, can confirm that Australia is not a continent, it is in fact a country of it's own. Gosh is geography so bad in the USA.

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Moonlit054563 8

You know, people always say how ignorant Americans are but for the most part we are actually educated and I daresay intelligent.. We just get remembered for the idiots.... Unfortunately they are so idiotic they get talked about for forever.

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Crystal_da_thing 23

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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ilovesoccer1610 31

At least you'll have a funny story to tell everyone

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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess they weren't monkeying around. But seriously I'm glad you're okay.

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thefmlman2011 36

are you sure it wasn't Campbell Newman escaping his cage again?

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

My sister lives in Dubai. Her son almost got kidnapped by a monkey just last week! Some dude's pet monkey had gotten away from him and decided he wanted a baby doll.

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thefmlman2011 36

thank you good Sir. Are you a Queenslander?

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travellingfun 18

Pretty much everything can kill you in Australia, even animals that are not meant to be there.

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manowarkidd 8

sounds more like that one scean from the 2011 version of planet of the apes...

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analise1998 25

Australia is the only continent to have rainforests but no monkeys

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