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By grossedout - 08/11/2009 21:11 - Canada

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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xTheLittleLadx 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:30

Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

604 11

Monday 9 November 2009 7:23

I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!

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Butcher_1419 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:21

without pics, I don't believe you.

Sandrellae 0

Friday 13 November 2009 6:13

rofl

brieanna101 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:25

that's so great! lol!!

brafry12997 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 8:17

I might stick it in her

safirestar09 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 10:55

This is the first, er, first comment that doesn't say "FIRST!!!!1one1!!!1!!seven" And, OP, keep in mind- it's good to share! =D

breenarae25 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:50

ew perv, jk jk. u funnay

bobby_blackhulk 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:01

Liess

Wankster 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:21

aha eww

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 17 March 2016 3:59

Dear Penthouse forum....

chrismard 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:27

FIRST!!!!

Quinnjamin 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:28

eww thats nasty

tipsy2013 24

Friday 18 October 2013 20:21

I read this is Cleveland's voice from family guy

xTheLittleLadx 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:30

Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

rhymethyme 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:31

Bid your "toy" adieu, And find something new. Though sharing is caring, Now it sucks to be you.

gotdapowa 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:50

win.

jakkanarchy 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 13:36

kick-ass win

morgan020 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:31

your personal one as opposed to the one you share? FHL for not knowing the difference. maybe you should buy a label maker with the money she's not stealing so next time she'll know which one she can use.