By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 506
You deserved it 4 352

Same thing different taste

Comments

Eirena 5

Learning the shapes was just as important as learning the alphabet. What else does she NOT remember from elementary school?! I'd suggest you find out before she embarrasses herself again.

perdix 29

Maybe you heard her wrong. She could have been talking about an angle she'd like to try. Get an illustrated Kama Sutra to see some diagrams of many possible "try angles."

LittleGreenPaola 23

Boys always prefer stupid girls, because they're more controllable. A situation like that is simply the other side of the coin...you deserved it ;)

Haha! That's a good one. Wait, you weren't joking? Because surely you can't possibly believe this to be true. Perhaps stupid or superficial guys prefer stupid girls, but I'd much rather have an interesting conversation than some eye candy.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Well then I'm glad to know that there also are guys like you. I was serious: most of the guys I know are attracted by silly girls. In my country guys usually pretend to love girls only to have sex with them. It's easier if the girl is stupid. When they see a smarter girl, they run away, disgusted. True story.

Unfortunately a lot of smart girls pretend to be stupid for this same reason, it makes it really difficult to find one who is smart.

Hey, America glorifies that on TV, so it does happen. All the time at my school, that's why you find friends that are either mature enough to not do that or too stupid to succeed. At least with the latter you can secretly perform social experiments.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Maybe. I don't know how other girls behave. I prefer to be alone rather than pretending stupidity . Dignity comes before everything.

neonglostix 28

YDI for dating her. Please practice safe sex! :o

expertsmilee 26

I'm sorry but I doubt this FML is real.

flutter4 7

So, you guys are in first grade, right?

jaredofmo 22

They learn that in first grade now? I had preschool and kindergarten to learn that stuff in. And I turned out just fine! ... No, I didn't... But still!

DollyDope 17

You chose her, or you said yes, either way ydi