Miscellaneous: Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in...

By Saucy - 26/06/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

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Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirt's reflection. FML

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By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML

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Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2019 20:07

Today, I spilled grape juice on my new white shirt. I bleached it and scrubbed it until there was nothing left to see. I threw it on, ready to dart out of the door, when my dad walks in after fixing the lawnmower and puts his greasy hand right on my shoulder. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:12

I moderated this. Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:14

I think people take the phrase F my life too literally. It's not something you say only when your life is seriously ******. It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes. On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second. Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.

Comments

whatwasthatbich 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 8:43

R TARD

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:04

Maybe it's time to break out the creativity crayons! Or maybe just teach kids to get to the point, instead of taking up extra word space.

ItsTheKanninbal 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:15

Lol its just a t shirt....

girlwiththebow 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:28

LOSER!!!

Shizden 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:33

YDI for wearing clothes. YDI for having internet connection. YDI for eating marijuana sauce.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:37

YDI for being human and having the ability to make mistakes. YDI for a white shirt. YDI for acting immediately on cleaning up the mess. YDI for caring about your clothes. etc

emmmilyyy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:12

write a country song and get over it. maybe get some glasses too?

24788 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:57

Probably should of read the pen.

itsgen 16

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:16

hahaha psh i dnt care what #1 thinks this is sooooo haliours and yea i think its an fml haha sry dude you gotta be more careful next time

frozenicecream 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:25

moron

thelarkscaw 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:25

i think its fake. i can see almost grabbing the highlighter, but you would totally realize it by the time it got to your shirt. unless you're totally retarded.