Miscellaneous: Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally...

By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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You deserved it 38 324

By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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You deserved it 26 334

By snowman - 13/11/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 460

You deserved it 8 814

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 5 627

By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 175

You deserved it 32 621

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 774

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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You deserved it 11 830

ladysandry 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:02

You didn't know there was snow on you're roof? How can you not know?

bigpapi210 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:17

YDI how can you not see snow on top of your car?? what a dumbass!

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evolutionsfox 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:18

lol good stuff

Sheebz 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:36

idiot :P

Twi_lover_EC 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:37

I have one thing to say...snow sucks.

freddie784 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:52

thats not An. fml thats a fail

deadsrs 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:14

At this junction in your life I would suggest suicide. it's the only way out.

karinerz 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:39

Wouldn't say it's your fault. I also often forget things over excitement.

OMG_NFW 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:10

fake

lottaluv 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:23

wowwww r u blond

MasterOfThemFuck 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:25

ITS A SUN ROOF. YOU CAN SEE THROUGH IT!!

kikash9251 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:26

its probably in a tree that that snow came from... that suck a lot..

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