Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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bagleface 6

Friday 25 November 2011 19:27

Well your a bitch for even making that situation possible

bagleface 6

Friday 25 November 2011 19:29

I'm a ****

music87 14

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:19

That would be the karma bitiing you in the ass. I honestly don't see why people don't leave the person they are less happy with instead of cheat on them. I feel bad for your boyfriend, but you totally deserved this.

San510 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:13

I hope u get wat u deserve biaaaaatch!

JimDaBoss 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:18

Bitch

Juicy2011 0

Friday 9 December 2011 4:58

Not gay if it's in a three way. ;) go lonely island!!

Humanspider 18

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:14

You are a horrible person. And #374, that song never gets old.

Rajesh19 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:33

Karmas a bitch to bitches

RaquelRox2299 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:45

Why were u on the same elevator in the first place??

KingdomKey_ 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:13

Karma eh?

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