Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

Do you think you can just wandle onto fml.com and think someone will think it sucks for you? This wouldn't a fml if you learnt to stay with someone, you chose him. You keep him

xobrelove 3

Monday 21 January 2013 5:18

you dont deserve to have 2 guys ! people are so disrespectful!

nac82 4

Monday 28 January 2013 21:58

I hope you get a notification every time somebody comments so when I comment you get reminded of how much of a duech you are.

Momo_Moonlight 25

Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:13

Karma. I hope your boyfriend found out.

halfwaydecent 6

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:51

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Kaiharvey 6

Friday 1 March 2013 23:56

You piece of shit who does that?

martyparty386 0

Thursday 7 March 2013 11:43

*****

honestyslife 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:37

Sounds like somebodies been cheating also Cough cough

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Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

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You deserved it 29 847

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 117

You deserved it 1 051

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Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 868

You deserved it 16 882

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 322

You deserved it 3 580

Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 456

You deserved it 5 602

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 382

You deserved it 3 231

Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 582

You deserved it 8 410

Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

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You deserved it 2 957