Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that despite having attended every university...

By Lonely - 12/09/2009 11:53 - Australia

Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

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Scorpitarrius 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:20

Look on the bright side...no STDs!

haadi9 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:17

physical contact with the opposite sex is overrated

Comments

haadi9 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:17

physical contact with the opposite sex is overrated

thequickredofox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:24

*gasp* Wash your mouth out! Blasphemy! or is that a typo and should read "physical contact with the opposite sex is x-rated"? Sorry OP that's a definite FYL

LewJH 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:09

Maybe with you, haadi9...

haadi9 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:37

har har

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:43

I agree number 1. OP, boohoo you'll live.

maxv_15 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:01

that is why you don't spend every day partying, and you spend some time at the gym/the beach. why go to parties if you have nothing to offer

dave202 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:55

No, parties are overrated

the_coon_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:02

nice pic!

plexico 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:26

I wonder if that is a comment on you or the guys you go out with. I'd said physical contact with the opposite sex is almost as good as food. Actually, some really good physical contact is better than a lot of kinds of food.