Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

wow why would u cheat??? i hope it leaked either 1 dont bang the dude or 2 break up with your boyfriend that way there is less hurt dont bang both of them at once selfish

ladykkay 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 19:10

one word. karma.

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