Congratulations. Or not.

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 14:03

Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

If you are the father (a DNA test in these circumstances is always a good idea) time to step up.

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TCRII 29

Get an attorney ASAP to protect your rights. You should negotiate a DNA test, visitation, parental rights, religion, money, etc.

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TCRII 29

Get an attorney ASAP to protect your rights. You should negotiate a DNA test, visitation, parental rights, religion, money, etc.

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Mathalamus 24

Why? If the man doesn't want the child,he should not want anything to do with said child.

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riley873 21

but if he doesn't negotiate for it now the mother could **** him over later

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Seeya55 31

Doesn't matter if he wants the child or not. If the DNA proves its his, finding out custody and child support early helps so he's not blindsided. He may realize he doesn't mind having a child, and it saves him $2-400 a month in child support.

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Mungolikecandy 19

If you are the father (a DNA test in these circumstances is always a good idea) time to step up.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, that's the one! Congrats on your wedding and new baby!

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mfranks19891989 10

7 months ago you had sex and now in 2 months you will be a father and in 20 years your child can put a mean up that say 21 years ago 2 people had sex and now I have to work ( I think that’s how it goes I’ve only Sean it once on Facebook

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JackWood 20

Did you not know that's how babies are made?

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ahabsfan 14

Your last name isn’t Skywalker by chance is it?

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shannon2348 14

and you obviously didn't use protection so....ydi

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Forinil 11

Because protection is 100% reliable and never ever fails.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Abstinence is the only 100% effective method.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

nothing's 100% not even the woman

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raven_of_azarath 34

Or as the meme says, 99% effective. Mary was a virgin, after all.

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Michael Sawyer 11

Mary carried and gave birth to Jesus without the touch of a man...BUT SHE WAS MARRIED. she was NO VIRGIN.

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E2dav 5

Although you don't sound too happy about it, congratulations. It sounds like at least she wants you involved in the baby's upbringing. If it's yours, time to take responsibility.

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Andross87 6

Definitely get a DNA test. Full term pregnancies are 40 weeks (10 months) long. There’s a chance that the child is not yours.

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Surewhatever 35

40 weeks is 9 months. A week is 7 days, 4weeks= 28 days. So every month there's 2-3 days extra and it works out to 9 months. Just sayin.

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raven_of_azarath 34

It’s 9 calendar months maybe, but if you go on the accepted assumption that one month is four weeks, the 40/4=10. 10 months. It all depends on what you consider a month.

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Michael Sawyer 11

not all months are only 4 weeks. of the 12 months in the year ONLY February is exactly 4 weeks(28 days). Most have 4.5-5 weeks in each month.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

That's the risk when you stick it in..

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