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By could be an fml commenter - 13/04/2013 17:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got the chance to speak to some of the top academics in my field. I was so hungover that I couldn't remember the title of the Masters degree I've spent two years studying for, let alone make intelligent comments. I'm pretty sure the only thing I got right was my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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jemmers 13

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:37

Wow you really deserve it this time, my friend. Next time, lay off the alcohol the night before a meeting like this. You really messed it up and I have no sympathy for you.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:39

You only get one chance to make a first impression, and you blew it. I'm sure you made quite the impression. If you're going to act like an idiot in front of people, at least do it drunk, not hungover.

Comments

arsenicalhumor 30

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:55

Wow! a drink that knocks off two years of memory? I need some of this...

perdix 29

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:02

Change your major to Oenology, and then your alcoholism can be considered "research."

kriz_allizwell 6

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:41

You booze, you loose!

shaquilla 7

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:53

smh yeah you deserved it..

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:27

expect no pity from me

kawaiisakura 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:34

Once I read about how you were "so hungover," you got an immediate YDI. Do you not think before you do? Was that never taught to you or something?

Epikouros 31

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:44

Idiot. You're even too stupid to be an FML commenter. When I'd just finished my MA, I passed up a chance to tour Amsterdam's red-light district in order to present a poster at a scholarly conference. Let me guess: you couldn't say no when your friends wanted to go drinking, could you?

buckley91 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:44

The difference would be you have a masters he has the equivalence to an associates degree.

GuinnessGirrrl 8

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:47

AA, eh?!

Bacontree 14

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:52

If you knew that that event was happening before you went drinking, you definitively deserve it for going out to drink so much when you know you have a big day ahead of you. And if you didn't know, you still deserve it because drinking so much that you get a crazy hangover the day after never serves any use whatsoever.