Love: Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called...

FML for mobile
Free

By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 077

You deserved it 6 178

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 178

You deserved it 3 018

By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 901

You deserved it 4 193

By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 739

You deserved it 5 913

By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 685

You deserved it 154

By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 813

You deserved it 2 009

NEXT!

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

I agree, your life sucks 692

You deserved it 125

By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 492

You deserved it 2 219

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 840

You deserved it 17 172

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 123

You deserved it 464

By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 203

You deserved it 3 653

shortstack104 0

Friday 3 September 2010 23:19

then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut

texashater75 16

Friday 3 September 2010 23:26

Sounds like a hairy situation.

Comments

morgana2 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:46

She would break up with you over a hair cut?? great gf you got there buddy.

ant387 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:11

Go out with her mom when he dumps you that'll teach her

fred88_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:19

does she ask for your permission to get a haircut? gogo double standards

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:21

Ydi because $40 says it's bieber hair...

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:22

Also, sorry to double post but 12s solution is hilarious and he put it as if it were the obvious solution lmao

Nomazlab 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:16

Either she was joking or she's a shallow bitch. If she dumps you you're too good for her.

lovesuxz 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 21:48

Well You Shudnt Care What Other People Thjink ! dump her . If She Says Somethinq

JacksonCampbell 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:37

some girlfriend...

jdfml90 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:41

You fail at life. Grow a pair, if she wants to dump you over something so ridiculous it's her problem. "oh yeah my girlfriend broke up with me coz I got a haircut" ****** retarded.