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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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You deserved it 110

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 700

You deserved it 7 552

By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 187

By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 248

By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 666

You deserved it 145

By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 529

You deserved it 13 810

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 180

You deserved it 175

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML

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You deserved it 167

By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 144

You deserved it 6 812

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 875

You deserved it 2 795

By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 067

You deserved it 6 174

MistressAfrodite 5

Sunday 14 July 2024 22:36

he did you a favor baby. be glad.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 14 July 2024 23:08

You never need permission from anyone to cut your hair. Be glad you are free of him.

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MistressAfrodite 5

Sunday 14 July 2024 22:36

he did you a favor baby. be glad.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 14 July 2024 23:08

You never need permission from anyone to cut your hair. Be glad you are free of him.

smoochmysnoot 5

Sunday 14 July 2024 23:20

it’s your body to control, not his. Be glad to be rid of an asshole that has no respect for you.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 14 July 2024 23:48

I think you should try to aim for a relationship that sticks a bit deeper than that with a guy who builds his love on other things than hairstyles.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 15 July 2024 7:20

why is this a FML? good riddance! that's called controlling. don't take him back. you don't need his permission to anything

FluffythePink 21

Monday 15 July 2024 10:10

Ain't it great when the trash takes itself out? Fly and be free of that utter ******* tosser.

idragosani 15

Monday 15 July 2024 15:12

You dodged a bullet there.

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