Miscellaneous: Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying...

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:45

#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)

im_joking 11

Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:40

And the granny strikes again!

Comments

beasthall 5

Thursday 18 April 2013 2:35

How did u not feel them when u put ur pants on?

NagainaFier 16

Thursday 18 April 2013 4:29

Did you pose and go 'Tada?!' Gotta roll with the punches, OP, painful though they may be

captainObviously 15

Thursday 18 April 2013 4:39

"This right here's a panty dropper!!" - R. Kelly voice

mlay 7

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:14

Aww

smacky187 9

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:27

Im sure they just happened to get in there..

smacky187 9

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:31

Wow wow wow thats funny

toaster012 17

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:46

At least it wasn't in front of someone you like.. That's even worse!

AlexiAwesome 10

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:48

Haha I like the name. But.. Ummm... Where exactly did you expect them to go after you kicked them?

pmadNess 16

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:58

I would have taken a bow, and said, "Now for my next trick." then I would've pulled off my bra from under my shirt. That's magic!

heyijustmetu 7

Thursday 18 April 2013 6:24

haha this happened to my friend we were walking and her panties came out of her pants

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