By Kaei - 21/08/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML
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thank you omg someone who puts 1 and 2 together

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dannidoll93 24

All you people wondering why OP is "collecting" crickets... Seriously? I feel like it isn't that hard to figure out that he owns a reptile.

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writerchic85 25

As a reptile owner myself, I know the pain of lost crickets. I would recommend you place a bunch of glueboards to catch as many as possible.

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Pepper420 0

I had that happen to me once, before there was an option to post it on the internet~

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LadyLuck93 20

Worst phobia... I dunno how you manage to stay in ur house call the damn exterminator.

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laden_swallow09 34

Not like crickets are poisonous or even carnivorous. Pop a chill pill or two.

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MzZombicidal 36

87, not all phobias make sense to others.

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LadyLuck93 20

Lmao pop a chill pill? no thanks. Unless you enjoy bugs infesting ur home then knock yourself out. I dont mind insects, as long as they are outside & are not roaming my home then its all good, im pretty sure you'd be tripping hard also if there was over a hundred of crickets.

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alsi21x 11

Four days ago they were released, and fast forward to today they're out and about still making noise.

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Geckosrock99 33

Every FML starts out with "Today," regardless of when it actually happened.

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Geckosrock99 33

You got a box of crickets. You obviously have either a reptile, amphibian, or an arachnid, or all of the above. Just take your pet out and put him/her in the direction of the chirping. Might take a few times, but you'll get rid of your cricket problem eventually, and your pet has fun hunting.

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KaidensCrow 18

she has a leopard gecko... they are very easy to lose. get sticky traps.

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Geckosrock99 33

Keep track of your gecko while he/she is hunting and you won't lose him/her. I've owned a leopard gecko, so I know how they like to explore, and hide in little areas you can't always reach. Mine fell asleep in my shoe before.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Something similar just occurred in my house too. I had 30 odd crickets in a cricket keeper for my lizard, my kitty thought they were cat toys and dumped the box. Those bastards are hard to catch once they're free.

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Pinto_2015 9

I hope you don't have a similar accident in your love life.....

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MaltWarrior 32

Do you normally trap your dates in boxes?

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hotheadslav 17

Three years ago in my high school, the senior prank was to realize a ton of crickets in the halls and I shit you not they have bred and our school is still infested with crickets

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zmanryan2015 7

In the plus side you will alway have a musical house

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xXAHXx112 13

today you had a box of crickets and then its nearly 4 days later? why you lying?

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