By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 01:23 - Japan

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
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twenty2182 0

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

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RIKANA 0

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

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stevenmx86 7

Wow that's awful. I'm sure you're gotten it back by now but hopefully it didn't go down the drain..

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Sadtimess 4

hahahahaha wow....probably not O.o

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jdawg2010 0

#5- you know there's a spacebar.

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SuddsTv 6

And you never thought of a time youd have to shit in a 2.5 gallon bucket, oh ya dont forget the latex glove, it might get messey.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Overly materialistic?

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TallMist 32

Or they don't want to lose the ring that's symbolizing their marriage.

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morgann_believee 5

Actually, that would be a good way to protect it.

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fantasyworld 37

The image of you looking through your waste is grossing me out.

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obeykaitlyn 25

you better soak the ring in rubbing alcohol at least 5 times lol

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