Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home...

By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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My precious

By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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You deserved it 107

Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 15:00

Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML

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You deserved it 1 398

Lost

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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You deserved it 1 779

Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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You deserved it 2 739

By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 016

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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You deserved it 320

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Monday 6 June 2016 22:11

At least you didn't lose it.

feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:16

You deserve.. A nap.

Comments

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Monday 6 June 2016 22:11

At least you didn't lose it.

DashPlays 18

Monday 6 June 2016 22:13

Clearly past you has better memory than present you.

tranced_ 45

Monday 6 June 2016 22:13

who would've thought a ring could be such pain in the ass.

feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:16

You deserve.. A nap.

anyagrande 31

Monday 6 June 2016 22:23

I mean with any of the "i spent ages looking for blank, but then i found blank in my pocket" FMLs its kinda an automatic YDI, you gotta chill and look in all your pockets and bags before panicking

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 6 June 2016 22:34

The paint fumes are getting to your head.

james_logan 19

Monday 6 June 2016 23:33

Reminds me of the time I was looking for my phone, only to realise it was in my hand

SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 7 June 2016 5:36

Everyone has done that once. My favorite 'looking for' moment was my grandma looking for her glasses. They were on her face, under her sunglasses she was also wearing. That was a 30 minute endeavor.

skyttlz 32

Wednesday 8 June 2016 6:50

Once I realized I was using my phone as a flashlight to find my phone

Bzu123 8

Monday 6 June 2016 23:52

always the last place you'd look......... lol I'll see myself out

kellyem2 20

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:00

This happened to me when I was moving. It's a fun combination of relief and frustration when you reach down and realize your ring was with you all the time. From then on we had a designated drawer in the kitchen where all valuables went until our home was set up properly.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 7 June 2016 5:42

That's actually a really smart idea. I would probably use an en-suite bathroom drawer though. I almost feel like they would be less likely to be buried when people shove things in drawers in an unpacking frenzy.