By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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thejedi08 10

what does bacon have to do with the muppets having sex?

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missalice0306 19

Miss Piggy=bacon

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CRiiSPY_fml 0

I don't care what anyone says... This is a win! :L

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cheeks321 0

Men love bacon n sex its not weird to try n combine shit u like together

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jack118711 2

You seriously need to be on epic meal time...

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lexiilost 0

I would do the same thing lmao I love bacon!

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PuNkGiRl2231 13

I would wake up screaming if I had that dream. I am a hard core vegetarian of 4 years. The smell of it makes me nauseous O_o

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PuNkGiRl2231 13

Oh and does anyone else notice that the cat is having the same dream in this picture?!

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yaknowiverse 0

yup. sounds right to me! lol I

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