By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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lexiboo1 0

ew. that's so gross.Yeah, maybe you should wrap your penis in bacon for pleasure !

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gfonz 16

BACON STRIPS. BACON STRIPS. BACON STRIPS.

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blakrhynes 0

its making me spurt rigbt now

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xxkabammxx 0

Ha I know someone who is turned on by bacon xD

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Ugi 26

Now I like a good bacon sandwich, but really! You can take a good thing too far....

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RileyJane 7

LMAFO ! umm yeah ;D

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KWYJIBO16 0

Yea, that would be me also. My grandparents know me as baconstein.

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QueenQuay77 10

U sound like my type of guy. I love bacon too lmao!!

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dragonmaster43 0

I don't see the problem.. guys love bacon

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