By nerdsgetmehot - 18/06/2012 16:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
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So...A little back story. I went to the doctor to get tests because I often feel faint and dizzy in the mornings and it's quite an inconvenience. Just last week, when I took my cat to the vet, I ended up starting to black out randomly. Pretty embarrassing and obviously super inconvenient, as I had to drive home afterwards and was doubtful about whether or not I was okay enough to drive home. I get to the verge of fainting often enough to concern me. I've gotten a few tests over the years, but my doctor remains largely unconcerned about it. She thinks it's just my very low blood pressure, but I do everything I can to help that. I drink lots of water, eat salty snacks, and never get up too quickly-- but it doesn't help. So, ironically, I ended up fainting at a doctors' appointment to look into why I keep almost fainting. To answer some frequently asked questions: No, the nurse wasn't "impressed." I'm a female. Also, I think me lying on the floor immobile kind of killed the mood.

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dont worry nurses have seen everything..

47: I think "urine trouble" was a pun for "you're in trouble"...

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Ahh, sounds like the intro of a very cheap porno.

Leprekhaun 14

And that's how I met your mother! ;)

aleksajones 0

Oh you are fine. Was the nurse hot at least jk

rl30594 1

There is a condition called Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. It causes your blood pressure to drop and your heart rate to speed up when you stand and only when you stand. I have it, doesn't effect me sitting. You really should look into it cause it definitively sounds like you have it. There will be no blood work or anything else to point to POTS but you can monitor your heart rate and bp sitting, standing, and lying down, there should be a very large change between the positions. The doctors will want to do a tilt test so they can really get into it.

Loveyou6611 20

I fainted in a bank bathroom... the Bank teller found me with my pants down. The nurse is at least use to it.