By nerdsgetmehot - 18/06/2012 16:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
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So...A little back story. I went to the doctor to get tests because I often feel faint and dizzy in the mornings and it's quite an inconvenience. Just last week, when I took my cat to the vet, I ended up starting to black out randomly. Pretty embarrassing and obviously super inconvenient, as I had to drive home afterwards and was doubtful about whether or not I was okay enough to drive home. I get to the verge of fainting often enough to concern me. I've gotten a few tests over the years, but my doctor remains largely unconcerned about it. She thinks it's just my very low blood pressure, but I do everything I can to help that. I drink lots of water, eat salty snacks, and never get up too quickly-- but it doesn't help. So, ironically, I ended up fainting at a doctors' appointment to look into why I keep almost fainting. To answer some frequently asked questions: No, the nurse wasn't "impressed." I'm a female. Also, I think me lying on the floor immobile kind of killed the mood.

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dont worry nurses have seen everything..

47: I think "urine trouble" was a pun for "you're in trouble"...

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That would have been a nice love story

Llama_Face89 33

Sounds like the beginning of a porno

emeraldchicky 0

That happened to me yesterday!

isis_morrigan 18

Don't worry, us nurses have seen much worse things! Probably doesn't even rate on her gross meter! After you put a foley catheter in a 95 year old woman *shudders* you never fully recover.

Don't worry they're used to that sort of thing !

Feel fortunate that a convicted serial rapist didn't find you or else you wouldn't have been able to write this spectacular FML!!!!

OMG, you're like me in a parallel universe. I had my blood drawn today too, and passed out during the procedure, after the 8th vial, because I had been fasting. Didn't get caught with no undies, though. So FYL, OP.